Gentlemens Club Protocol
1. Using Credit Cards.
Your going to need cash and lots of it. Broke dicks need not apply, strippers can smell losers a mile off.
They almost always operate under the "Golden Rule" -He who has the gold makes the rules ..
Plastic will add complexity, and may compromise your agility & cover story.
This may hamper your ability to "fire and maneuver"as well , always be liquid in the clubs!
2. Focusing on one Exotic Dancer.
This is one of the most common mistakes and out there and I've seen it time and time again.
Your hunting and you never know when the kill shoot will present itself.
Getting pussy whipped in a club is a high school maneuver and I'm operating under the assumption that you have a minuscule amount of "game" to begin with .. Please don't loose it over the first chick you see.
Never loose your objectivity and leverage.
You need to be fluid in a club environment.
Any semi-successful business type or X special forces operator knows the S.O.P.
Brett Michaels will tell you that the key is to have multiple deals cooking all at once.
That’s Leverage my friends.
Works on Wall St .. Gentleman’s Clubs are no different.
3. Long, drawn-out conversations.
News just in- Exotic Dancers are hustlers ..
The longer you get caught up in their game, the higher the probability you will be jerking off at the end of the night out in the parking lot or worse, your hotel room....
Being labeled as that "average Joe" that just broke up with his girlfriend is a death sentence ..
Less is more so shut your blow hole.
Remember your Gordon Gekko Jr. and greed is good.
I repeat- Leverage, it's your sexual 401K.
Do what ever you need to do to stay mobile and keep working the crowd.
4. Use of a wing man.
This goes against most conventional wisdom.
Operationally it does offer quite a few unique tactical advantages.
Lets go through a few operational scenarios .. I like to call this one "Able Danger" as it does offer a certain element of risk but has been employed successfully in the Ft Lauderdale and Tampa area of operation.
Pretend you wing man speaks a foreign language or at least convince the stripper that he does .
The complexity is up to you and your wing man , just don't fuck it up ..
Think of your "wing man" as a strike package that you could employ for multiple mission objectives ..
And just like in the military, you may need him for suppressive fire .. Or air support ?...
However, It is imperative that you rehearse prior to use in an actual mission scenario -
A local Hooters is often used for a "combat town" or mock assault prior to and are a fantastic place to lube up prior to the jump light ..
You may also need to plan a timely tactical egress , should your mission profile start heading south so make sure you have a rally point in case you get split up..
A cell phones always comes in handy for comm or crypto gear .. drop in your grid coordinates (text your bro) or pop smoke for a emergency evac should a lap dance go wrong.
You should be able to move around the club in tandem like a Delta Force team ..
and the chicks should be none the wiser.
5. Getting To Know The Locals.(any one who is not a dancer)
This is tricky, and really depends on the place .. and we are operating under the assumption that your objective is to NOT become a regular !
A.O's like Fort Lauderdale have multiple skin joints in close proximity to one another- Always Have A Flight Plan. And never fall in love with one particular joint.
I suggest not befriending ANYONE that you would not want to have sex with (Law of the Titty Bar).. very simple so try to adhere to it..
Besides the fact that the more you talk at any club .. the more likely your chance for a blown cover story..
Your going to need cash and lots of it. Broke dicks need not apply, strippers can smell losers a mile off.
They almost always operate under the "Golden Rule" -He who has the gold makes the rules ..
Plastic will add complexity, and may compromise your agility & cover story.
This may hamper your ability to "fire and maneuver"as well , always be liquid in the clubs!
2. Focusing on one Exotic Dancer.
This is one of the most common mistakes and out there and I've seen it time and time again.
Your hunting and you never know when the kill shoot will present itself.
Getting pussy whipped in a club is a high school maneuver and I'm operating under the assumption that you have a minuscule amount of "game" to begin with .. Please don't loose it over the first chick you see.
Never loose your objectivity and leverage.
You need to be fluid in a club environment.
Any semi-successful business type or X special forces operator knows the S.O.P.
Brett Michaels will tell you that the key is to have multiple deals cooking all at once.
That’s Leverage my friends.
Works on Wall St .. Gentleman’s Clubs are no different.
3. Long, drawn-out conversations.
News just in- Exotic Dancers are hustlers ..
The longer you get caught up in their game, the higher the probability you will be jerking off at the end of the night out in the parking lot or worse, your hotel room....
Being labeled as that "average Joe" that just broke up with his girlfriend is a death sentence ..
Less is more so shut your blow hole.
Remember your Gordon Gekko Jr. and greed is good.
I repeat- Leverage, it's your sexual 401K.
Do what ever you need to do to stay mobile and keep working the crowd.
4. Use of a wing man.
This goes against most conventional wisdom.
Operationally it does offer quite a few unique tactical advantages.
Lets go through a few operational scenarios .. I like to call this one "Able Danger" as it does offer a certain element of risk but has been employed successfully in the Ft Lauderdale and Tampa area of operation.
Pretend you wing man speaks a foreign language or at least convince the stripper that he does .
The complexity is up to you and your wing man , just don't fuck it up ..
Think of your "wing man" as a strike package that you could employ for multiple mission objectives ..
And just like in the military, you may need him for suppressive fire .. Or air support ?...
However, It is imperative that you rehearse prior to use in an actual mission scenario -
A local Hooters is often used for a "combat town" or mock assault prior to and are a fantastic place to lube up prior to the jump light ..
You may also need to plan a timely tactical egress , should your mission profile start heading south so make sure you have a rally point in case you get split up..
A cell phones always comes in handy for comm or crypto gear .. drop in your grid coordinates (text your bro) or pop smoke for a emergency evac should a lap dance go wrong.
You should be able to move around the club in tandem like a Delta Force team ..
and the chicks should be none the wiser.
5. Getting To Know The Locals.(any one who is not a dancer)
This is tricky, and really depends on the place .. and we are operating under the assumption that your objective is to NOT become a regular !
A.O's like Fort Lauderdale have multiple skin joints in close proximity to one another- Always Have A Flight Plan. And never fall in love with one particular joint.
I suggest not befriending ANYONE that you would not want to have sex with (Law of the Titty Bar).. very simple so try to adhere to it..
Besides the fact that the more you talk at any club .. the more likely your chance for a blown cover story..
How To Score That Slavic Waitress At The Gentleman's Club
Let me break it down for all the players with limited flight time:
The Uniform-
Roll into the Gentlemen’s Club, as per usual. Suited Down and looking the part. Lets go for a early Sean Connery type 007 vibe, or at a minimum a Robert Graham button down shirt, designer jeans IE: AG, seven for all mankind, something nice - your at work here .. so dress to impress.
For those of you who haven't gotten the square toe shoe memo, ah yeah .. those are out! The super-players will be rolling with custom made shoes, usually Italian and trust me .. the ladies will notice!
If you have a friend who is gay please do yourself a favor and consult with him .. because at this point if you are not sure about your look, It will affect your overall vibe.
Side note:
This move is best performed on a “slow” night and kind of early. Your game will be magnified 1000%
Proceed to kick up your handmade loafers at the bar, get a couple high-end Vodka Sodas, ignore the girls dancing, number crunch- survey the situation and make some small talk with the other (non-combatants) waitresses (not the target) dancers or the bartender. Negative on the eats .. you are all business at this point and should be fully engaged and "on mission", besides do you think a special forces sniper breaks out a chicken wing just before he drops a Taliban at a thousand yards ... stay focused.
The above is all “the set up” I'll also assume that you have previous knowledge of the AO- this is no time for recon, now for the move:
Very important: you have up until this time, completely ignored the (russian hottie) Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to score.
Make sure, as you are making your exit, that you “time” it perfectly so you will pass the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to bag. This will make the move appear more organic and “unrehearsed”.
Now, walk by the Gentleman’s Club Waitress, and toss a $50 bill on to her tray, flash your dental work and say, “Take Care”. (A $20 should be good enough in a Down Economy).
Hold your position for a three count, as she is completely thrown off and has no idea what to say, and then walk out without saying another word. This move says "pure style" and is executed with a high degree of difficulty .. Lets hope you got it right.
Tactical note: this is a multi-day operation .. Patience is a virtue. I needn't remind you that your trying to bag a high value target. These chicks have been played by some of the best "super gamers"in the biz!
These girls have been mercilessly pursued by lots of amateurs and those who were woefully unprepared and impatient ... Don't be one of them.
Roll back on the Gentleman’s Club a few days later, take a seat at the bar and wait a few.
Pretty soon, the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you've targeted will come up to you smiling and laughing and say, “Hi, my name is Julia, what’s yours?”
Game over.
Side Note II:
I have never done this move on a “Civilian” waitress, although I believe it could work. Especially in “cash heavy” cities like Vegas or Miami Beach.
The Uniform-
Roll into the Gentlemen’s Club, as per usual. Suited Down and looking the part. Lets go for a early Sean Connery type 007 vibe, or at a minimum a Robert Graham button down shirt, designer jeans IE: AG, seven for all mankind, something nice - your at work here .. so dress to impress.
For those of you who haven't gotten the square toe shoe memo, ah yeah .. those are out! The super-players will be rolling with custom made shoes, usually Italian and trust me .. the ladies will notice!
If you have a friend who is gay please do yourself a favor and consult with him .. because at this point if you are not sure about your look, It will affect your overall vibe.
Side note:
This move is best performed on a “slow” night and kind of early. Your game will be magnified 1000%
Proceed to kick up your handmade loafers at the bar, get a couple high-end Vodka Sodas, ignore the girls dancing, number crunch- survey the situation and make some small talk with the other (non-combatants) waitresses (not the target) dancers or the bartender. Negative on the eats .. you are all business at this point and should be fully engaged and "on mission", besides do you think a special forces sniper breaks out a chicken wing just before he drops a Taliban at a thousand yards ... stay focused.
The above is all “the set up” I'll also assume that you have previous knowledge of the AO- this is no time for recon, now for the move:
Very important: you have up until this time, completely ignored the (russian hottie) Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to score.
Make sure, as you are making your exit, that you “time” it perfectly so you will pass the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to bag. This will make the move appear more organic and “unrehearsed”.
Now, walk by the Gentleman’s Club Waitress, and toss a $50 bill on to her tray, flash your dental work and say, “Take Care”. (A $20 should be good enough in a Down Economy).
Hold your position for a three count, as she is completely thrown off and has no idea what to say, and then walk out without saying another word. This move says "pure style" and is executed with a high degree of difficulty .. Lets hope you got it right.
Tactical note: this is a multi-day operation .. Patience is a virtue. I needn't remind you that your trying to bag a high value target. These chicks have been played by some of the best "super gamers"in the biz!
These girls have been mercilessly pursued by lots of amateurs and those who were woefully unprepared and impatient ... Don't be one of them.
Roll back on the Gentleman’s Club a few days later, take a seat at the bar and wait a few.
Pretty soon, the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you've targeted will come up to you smiling and laughing and say, “Hi, my name is Julia, what’s yours?”
Game over.
Side Note II:
I have never done this move on a “Civilian” waitress, although I believe it could work. Especially in “cash heavy” cities like Vegas or Miami Beach.
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